Enter the Realm

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  Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Battle! Life Force: 15 HP/None Magic: 30 XP/None


You shout 'yarr,' the very word invigorating the pirate side of you. As you do this, you infuriate your opponent -- a clinja. He takes out a stuffed balloon animal and throws it at you, knocking you over. He continues onto you and slashes you with his HaHaKatana. You will be dead soon.