Enter the Realm

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  Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Prison Life Force: 10 HP/None Magic: 0 XP/C


You set up your tent, and put your things in. You crawl into the tent and try to get some shuteye. Before you succumb to sleep, you hear slight rustling in the leaves... When you wake up, you find yourself in a sack.

You listen to see what's happening; two men are carrying you, with gunshots and the sounds of searching behind you. They've got your things, and you have no junk with which to fight. Well damnit.

Either way, they eventually drop you and start dragging you across a rocky enclave. Ouch. That hurts. Anyways, they eventually throw you at a nearby window. You land inside a medical ward with a big, burly doctor who slams you onto the bed, checks your vital signs, and stimulates you so as to cause you to urinate and defecate in your new prison clothes. Then the guards come and take you to your cell, leaving you bruised, bloody, exhausted and messy.