Enter the Realm

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You move up to the god statue and give it a swift kicking. The voice of God booms, "Thou hast angered me!" and then a giant beam of death hits you. You dead.

Your spirit rises from your grave, and you can see in monotone colors the site of your grave. Your soul rises higher and higher, a rose losing it's petals, until it is all but a seed transcending to the Illogical Abyss. You have arrived back where you started, but... a new body. It's forming. You have been given another chance.