Enter the Realm

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  Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Idiocyland Life Force: - Magic: -


> make choice

You can't. That item is too exotic for your uses.

> what, I can't use a death potion launched from a pistol?

No. The item is beyond your proficiencies.

> ALL I NEED TO DO IS PICK IT UP AND SWING, THROW, OR APPLY IT!

Problem is, you can't pick it up.

> what?

Just try it.

> pick up

You lift it up, but it rolls out of your hands harmlessly. You attempt once more, but it's too heavy.


Try again, sparky.