Enter the Realm

Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- To Put It Bluntly...	Life Force: OGHMDJFNJD	Magic: AFJAS HSKSHE
> random nonsense Pardon? > you heard me, elder-poophead. You just insulted me, right? I WOULD normally injure your character for this, but you're obviously a newbie, so I'll go easy this time. Now go through the portal like a good little novice. > no. Please. > NO! you don't control me. Well, actually... > do the chicken dance You do the chicken dance. > crap You crap yourself. > jump into a pit You jump into a pit with a jillion spikes and die. Listen next time. Click 'back,' I'm not letting you restart.