IllogiGames:Getaway 13

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THE

GETAWAY

CAN YOU ESCAPE?

wimp

You freeze up and piss yourself. One of the guards walks over and beats you over the head with the butt of his wife gun, and then loads more join in, kicking and stabbing at your helpless limp body untill all of their toes are broken and their wives knives are blunt. Then they pick you up and kick you in the nads.

To freeze up so close to the end...disgrace. Do it better this time!