IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland/Gobackcard

INVENTORY

Knife  Members card

You return to the entrance and show the guards the card. Uh oh, they say they don't recognise you. Quick, what do you say to them?

• "I'm actually Silent Penguin but I got plastic surgery"
• "I was just inducted into the Illogicopedia members club today"
• "Noodles"
• Nothing, just fight
• Nothing, but make a break for the entrance