IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland/Guardhut

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You go to the guard hut. A sign on the wall there says "a yodel a day keeps the guards away". There is also a map pinned to the wall. There is a large building that says "Illogic HQ" above it. That looks like the place you are searching for! According to the map, it is just past a burger van.

The path forward, however, is fraught with danger. Guards are blocking every exit and you are sure you saw a guard mave towards the burger van.

Hmm, a bit of a pickle, I'd say.