IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland/Yodel

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 INVENTORY 

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"Yodel ay heee heeee hoooooo!" you cry at the top of your voice. At first, nothing happens but shortly after about fifteen armed guards advance upon you, headed by a man with a rather sharp and highly polished blade.

"Preparet' die," announces the growling leader.

This is something of a sticky situation.

What the hell should you do?