IllogiGames:Journey Of No Return

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Journey OF NO RETURN!!!

Will you ever return to that erm...place?

You walk along the long winded path, full of rocks, dead twigs and other erm...things. Up ahead is a hill, reaching towards the sky. It is steep. Did i mention "very steep?". Well, it's steep anyway. Beyond it, looms a castle, looming over the edge of a cliff. It is dark and has an eerie feeling. Lightning crackles in the sky, and the old castle falls off the edge of the cliff. How ironic. A man with a whip comes down the hill and looks at you. He must be Indiana Jones.

What do you do?

Ask him what his name is, you never know

Can I borrow your whip?

Ignore him

Eat him