IllogiGames:Predicament/DS

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PREDICAMENT


The sudden decrease in speed frightens the thugs and turns their trousers a delicate shade of brown. Unable to stop they bash into you where your seatbelt snaps like ricepaper forcing you through the windscreen, over the bonnet, onto the road, under the car until your now limbless and decapitated torso comes to rest on the pavement where a dog and the owner chew on it. Your head is hollowed out and used as a lantern seen on Nigella Lawson's kitchen table.

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