IllogiGames:The Longwinded Quest

The

Longwinded Quest

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You are the protagonist, a small chinese fellow who has had to leave his country due to problems of some sort. You have little money, no friends, and many enemies. Over the course of this game you plan to make some friends, kill hundreds upon hundreds of douches and exact revenge/recapture something of yours/fall in love/steal loads of monies. Those few who live long enough to actually complete the game will be rewarded handsomely; with a pair of square eyes and the status as a social outcast. Let's roll:

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