IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/Talkpointing3

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As you get under the van, an amazing thing happens. You see God, and you see Him smiting capitalism. You then realise it's the petrol fumes that you are inhaling. The Premier advises you rather loudly to not to have hallucinations of the opiate of the masses. Unfortunately, a load of Christian Fundamentalists happen to be walking by. They here cries of "heresy" coming from under the van, and their first instinct is to set fire to the heathens there.


*** You have died ***

Would you like to activate the ressurection system and dead-cat rainmaker, bleh, or sod off?

Star dova
Bleh
Quit dis crap!