IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/askforcake

The guy gives you some cake he prepared in the van. You are refreshed and restored after eating nothing but the best homemade cake, but a midget jumps out of the van, much to everyone's surprise. The midget is brandishing a shotgun that shoots shotguns.

Hum the theme tune to SpongeBob in the hope that he'll go away

Throw a dead cat at him

Dive into the bush occupied by the Premier whilst the government people's backs are turned