IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/joinhscotch

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The gladiator ends up being a communist, as does the carrot, and since three communists give out commie rays (as proven by scientists with moustaches), the capitalists come out and club you in the knee with a nearby dead cat. It slightly hurts, the dying process does.


*** You have died ***

Would you like to activate the ressurection system and dead-cat rainmaker, bleh, or sod off?

Star dova
Bleh
Quit dis crap!