IllogiGames:Time is Running Out/dial

You dial 1-800-ILLOGIC. A guy with a low voice picks up the phone.

"Yello?" he says.

You yell "Phrubub nose the cheese!"

The voice at the other end of the phone gasps. "Um, Nerd?" you hear him say. "You'd better come quick."

Two voices at the other end are heard bickering, followed by "Give him the blast!" You wonder if that's some kind of fancy code talk.

Suddenly, you hear the sound of a bullet being shot on the other end. The bullet teleports through the phone lines out of your cellphone and into your skull. You die.