IllogiGames:Time is Running Out/readslip

You pick up the note. It reads:

Dear <insert name here>,

Mommy and I are off having sex at a motel. I will see you in the morning!

Love, Dad

P.S.- In the case of a random apocalypse, please text-message 1-800-ILLOGIC -- that's 1-800-455-6442 -- and yell the words "Phrubub nose the cheese!" Also, aid epoc igolli. Those are words you should remember now.

P.P.S.- This letter will self-destruct in five... four... three... two...

What do you do?

1. Stand there like an idiot
2. Hand it to your girlfriend
3. Run like hell