IllogiGames:Time is Running Out/shut up!

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You say "Okay, if you don't answer my questions, I'm going to squirt your eyes with this mace. Now how do you know my name?"

A guy who looks like the weirdo from KFC says "We know everything."

You ask, "Where am I?"

"You're in the hall of Admins."

You turn around to see what looks like your girlfriend. You gasp.

"You?!"

"Yes," said the girlfriend, now shapeshifting into one of the admins. "I was an admin all this time."

"But you, on the other hand, are merely a creation," said a penguin-looking admin.

What next?