IllogiGames:Time is Running Out/toolbox

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You're such a toolbox if you actually chose this option.

Anyway, you go down to the basement to get the toolbox. When you open it up, you find the following things:

  1. A sledgehammer
  2. A can of mace
  3. An unrated video copy of Fritz the Cat

What do you do?

  1. Nothing, since none of these things seem to help you in this situation.
  2. Hit yourself on the head with the sledgehammer (just to make sure this isn't just a bad dream)
  3. Squirt your girlfriend's eyes out with the mace.
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