IllogiGeo:Flameviper's basement

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Flameviper's basement is one of the three possible starting areas in Asema's planned zombie game. As Flameviper's basement is frickin' huge, he can hold a lot of survivors therein. All starting in Flameviper's basement are equipped with a shotgun with 6 shells, a thoroughly rusted thoroughly corroded knife, and a defense manual. Flameviper's basement is Chaotic aligned, much like the Strangled Cat Party, rather than neutral-aligned (for Apathy in Action's Magical Pirate Ship) or "lawful" (for the Illogicrat's house of bluffing).

Monsters encountered in Flameviper's basement include:
Woodworking equipment of Satan   Belt sander with interlock disabled   Shelf goblins
Zombies1   About 8 Grues2   Loaded Glock pointed toward doorway attached to string on doorknob   Rawckin' hoss   Peachums

Footnotes

1: I don't really know if that's true or not, but there's this god-awful sound that comes from the furnace every now and then, and the filter smells like ass when I take it out, so I guess there's a zombie in my furnace, although I'm not inclined to check.
2: One time, I tried to count them, and they ate my cat. THEY ATE MY FUCKING CAT.