IllogiMusic:The AIDS Song

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*Slow acoustic-ness*

You meet a girl at a bar... ooohhhh
You don't care if she is right
You made sweet stanky love on your bed
You had a great night oh woah woah woah
You meet another girl a year later
Commitment is on your mind
You want to spend your life together
All the way through the daily grind
She's a devout Catholic
So no sex 'til your wed
You beg and plead to her
To at least give you head
Before your wedding
You start to get sick
When it's over
Blame it on your dick
You go to the doctor
The news cascades
My dear friend
You have AIDS
Oh woah woah
AIDS!!!
The disease of the century
Oh AIDS!!!
Blame it on a monkey
Oh AIDS!!!
You should have wrapped it
Before you tapped it
Cause you have AIDS
Your fiancee is in shambles
No children for her
Though you can remember
To her it's all a blur
I'll give some sound advice
But I don't wanna be mean
Don't believe the average hoe
When she swears she is clean
You get married anyway
You the beautiful bride
Now you've got a hot wife
You'll never get inside
It's really sad to hear
Though this story is true
Why do you care about her
I'd tap that if I were you
But you have
AIDS!!!
The disease of the century
Oh AIDS!!!
Blame it on a monkey
Oh AIDS!!!
You should have wrapped it
Before you tapped it
Cause you have AIDS
Your health worsens
And you quit your job
You just don't give a shit
So you act like a slob
Call it unfortunate
I call it funny
Just because you're horny
You have no money
The bills are piling up
And you have nothing to say
You're still convinced
That AIDS is for gays
Your wife leaves you
For some wealthy Jew
But you rape her up the ass
So she's got AIDS
Oh woah woah
AIDS!!!
The disease of the century
Oh AIDS!!!
Blame it on a monkey
Oh AIDS!!!
You should have wrapped it
Before you tapped it
Cause you have AIDS
You're on your deathbed
Each day get's worse
So yes you are right
This is the last verse
I know this ain't the time
For useless gloatin'
But I'll say I told you so
Courtesy of Trojan
It is your dying breath
Then only then
You say, "The sex was great
I would do it again"
Even though you've got
AIDS!!!
The disease of the century
Oh AIDS!!!
Blame it on a monkey
Oh AIDS!!!
You should have wrapped it
Before you tapped it
Cause you have AIDS
Yeah you died of AIDS!
This song is offensive
I probably should stop
I mean seriously
But it was funny
If you know what I meeeaaaaaannnnnn!!!!!!