IllogiNews:Hubble Telescope Used to Successfully Track Down Hindleyite's Brain Medication

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"Hey Bill, where'd you park the rocket?" ..... "Houston, we have a problem."

After much renovation the Hubble Telescope has finally fulfilled its intended purpose and located the wayward global prescription of esteemed Illogicopedian admin Hindleyite. Hindleyite, 57, was overjoyed at the discovery of his meds, so much so that he quickly slipped into a coma from which he didn't recover.

The extensive improvements made to the telescope were carried out over twelve years, killing over twenty astronauts and costing the tax payer £4.7 billion. NASA was too busy playing with it's countdown tool to comment.

The pills were reportedly in his glove compartment, next to a Wigan scarf and his used condom collection.