IllogiNews:Illogicopedia reaches levels of inactivity never seen before

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I've noticed, that recently Illogicopedia is becoming increasingly inactive. Whether this is because of users dedicating more time to exam revision/jobs/the real world, or just another conspiracy from Francis E. Dec Illogic has been slowing down. This leads me to the question: Why? Who actually fingered Freddy?

Oh it was Santa.

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Is that it for Today?!?!?!?

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