IllogiNews:Man found through cheese grater
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MANCHESTER - England
A man has been found through a cheese grater after been tired of eating yoghurt. The coroner has confirmed that it was suicide and a post-mortem investigation has started to see what happened. The family does not want to comment.
What his skin was like
Pathology confrmed that his skin after he cut himself with the grater was like carrot peel. This has the opportunity given sad emo bunnies to commit suicide without pain. Yay for collateral damage!
Is this a phenomenom?
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A few tips why you shouldn't do that that to commit suicide.
Could be, cutting yourself with a cheese grater. More emo bunnies kill themselves though.