IllogiNews:Over to you Tom

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"..and thus concludes our report on the second coming of Christ. Now for the weather, over to you Tom."

"Thanks Bob, and may I remark upon your stylish new tie."

"Thanks Tom, so is it all set to be a sunny weekend?"

"Where'd you get that tie Bob? I'm thinking Burtons."

"The Weathe-wait? How did you know."

"It's just my nephew had been wearing one like it all last week, and he'd got his from Burtons."

"Oh no! One of us is going to have to change."

"(camply) Don't you dare change a darn thing, you look super duper fabulous."

"You're the best Ted."

"For later Bob, for later." Said Ted, winking at his co-host.

(Bob at this point takes off his tie, loosens his shirt and sticks his feet up on the desk)

"Hey Ted, how does this look?"

(despite the shouts of the producer, the two of them just sit there, looking into each others eyes. A giant replica of the British Isles and a fairly 2D cloud with speckles of rain walk in.)

The Cloud tapped Ted on the shoulder. "Are we going to do this thing or what?"