IllogiNews:Puzzle for November, 2010

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SENTENCE MAKERS: THE MOST FUN YOU'LL EVER HAVE WITH GRAMMAR!*

Here it is:

Please arrange each of the following words to make a proper sentence:

Wikia Mario is ugg meh preps Daily Colbert Show Report dumb so at the by Elvis dog ahh hound fake Colonel me Sanders ufgg mow the lawn so and verily meh

If you can make one sencence using all the words, tell me! I can't!

A kid's try:

Mario is so ugg the Elvis at Wikia verily mow the lawn and the Daily Report ahhhhhhhh I give up!

See if you can do better! You probably can't.

*This puzzle is known for asplosions, heart disease, kidney stones, indigestion, upset stomach, migraines, and gorp. Please don't try it. Take my word. Fine, try it! See if I care!