IllogiNews:RIP Donny Most

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Donny Most, who made us all laugh as Ralph Malph on the hit series Happy Days when our parents' parents' parents were children, died today when his experimental electric car spontaneously combusted on the LA freeway.

Donny had long ago left the acting world to pursue an interest in alternative fuels. The experimental vehicle, which he had nicknamed "Al's" in honor of the diner where the Happy Days gang hung out was the latest in a long line of strange experiments that included a potato-powered zeppelin-type balloon that could travel up to distances of 200 inches, and a solar-powered bicycle helmet that assisted the rider in climbing hill-covered pigeons.

LAPD has ruled out any foul play.

A cult has formed around the incident, believing Mr. Most will rise from the mist of a lake in one century.