IllogiNews:Soviet Cows deport IRC back to Eurasia
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*TReich noses the air hopefully for signs of life <Tori_Belliachi> I'm always here, I'm just invisi-bull <TReich> i didn't know cows had mastered subterfuge <Tori_Belliachi> Pffft, cows are geniuses. They know teleportation too, just ask Magical Trevor. <TReich> Me and Trev don't get on anymore. Ever since he teleported my cheese wheel back to his wife's udders we haven't seen eye to eye <Tori_Belliachi> Owch... tried calling the Internet Police? <TReich> They just, as they termed it "OMG LOL"'s <TReich> i cried <Tori_Belliachi> Goddamn incompetent tweets <Tori_Belliachi> e.g. this one http://twitter.com/toribelliachi/statuses/962775447 <TReich> nice, i sepecially liked the young effeminate chap with his moobs hanging hither and tither <Tori_Belliachi> ....O_o <Tori_Belliachi> You sound like you're spying on me D: <TReich> only a little bit <TReich> I'm only slightly ILLEGAL in my approach <Tori_Belliachi> Goddamn ILLEGAL people >=o <TReich> drat, i said the quiet bit loud and the loud bit quiet <TReich> them and their ILLEGALality <Tori_Belliachi> Should deport you ILLEGAL people back to Eurasia <TReich> getch yourass back to eurasia <Tori_Belliachi> Yes sir :< <TReich> I mean now <TReich> no more internet until you've left the country [ERROR] Unknown command “bad”. * Tori_Belliachi goes to Western Russia <TReich> or <TReich> you could've just eaten your greens and we wouldnt be in this mess <Tori_Belliachi> Ewwwwww... I'd go for Eurasia <Tori_Belliachi> Because in Soviet Russia, greens eat YOU <TReich> but eurasia smells of sweat fear and cheap knock-off euro disney <TReich> that they do <Tori_Belliachi> Delicious irony, you must eat it
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