IllogiNews:Spelling causes death?
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19 Yoon, 2008
Some guy, an expert in wordophysics has proven that speeling tings badlee causers deaf. Yes, it does. You see, when you spell bad, yuo generate a tiny tingling spasm in your brain that makes you think of un-pie. And Wii's. If this continues, over the years, you may just drop deed. Oops...a spelling mistake....AAAAARGHHHH!!!
Hello, my name is A Different Reporter Guy and i am here to report on what that guy was reporting. Well, was reporting. Spasma are generated by your mind, when you make a mistake due to your horrible brain being twisted and misspelling things. Too many spasms = Death, not deaf, but death.
Unless, you're already dead or Bckbye, but if you aren't go ahead and try ti. I mean it. Yes, ti. No, it. Yes, ti. No, it.......ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!
“Oh, then that explains all those Slayer fans.”
“U mena wen youer speeling tings baadli, yuu die? ARAARGHGRHAGHAGRHAGH!!!!!”
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