IllogiNews:Time For an IllogiNews Article

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My dear viewers.

03/08/2008

This very day it is predicted by scientists, cyclists, psychologists, scientologists, people-who got-the-gist's, discarded wrists, optometrists, and a recurring extra from the popular game GTA:IV, that a news article is to appear on Illogicopedia.

It probably won't, and we'll all be miffed to what happened to the news update we all so sorely deserve. People will complain, and the pope will have to let someone sit in his pope-mobile chair, blasting moderately soft core "rhymes" out of the sun roof from a ghetto blaster.

Goodnight dear viewers.

Sleep tight.

Bed bugs have been reported to bite.