IllogiNews:UnNews reporter packs his bags and joins the declining IllogiNews press

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ILLOGICOPEDIA, Interwebs-A reporter, yes the author, packed his bags at the UnNews press earlier today since he felt that what was left of his credibility would be deminished working for a failing satitical publication hosted on a site featuring pregnant newt stories and users with names too vulgar to mention. The UnNews publication made no remark of his departure, probably because nobody cares and the people there were probably too busy worshipping their deity, Megan Fox.

Coincidentally, at the same time, Rupert Murdoch is also facing heat as his phone hacking scandal has escalated to make the prime minister David Cameron bat shit insane. These two events could merge, as the reporter will stop clogging the toilet, Murdoch could purchase UnNews and turn it into Fixed News.

Many feel this will have absolutely no impact on their daily lives.