IllogiNews:Wikia turns us all into IP users again

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This is a logged-out THE reporting in this special news bulletin. Most of it is fairly serious, so to make it more illogicopedia-like, it will be interspersed with random words such as KAZOO and NETHERLANDS.

Now, to the news story at hand.

All of the users of illogicopedia and other less notable wikis have been stripped of their usernames, and therefore their dignity, by some sort of odd glitch made by those goofballs at wikia.

The glitch spontaneously logs out anyone who logs in. BLADDER.

This is believed to be some sort of practical joke. Sort of like getting rick-rolled, except more annoying.

Many users have been stunned to be turned back into IP users.

"If feels like being a n00b again," says site founder Hindleyite from his IP address.

"It's humiliating. It's like getting your balls cut off, except it hurts waaay more," says Fonchezzz, shortly before dissolving into tears over the humiliation.

When will this degradation end? More importantly, CARROT?

Any updates to this story will be posted here.

In a related story, journalists have begun repeating themselves to make their stories seem longer.

In a related story, journalists have begun repeating themselves to make their stories seem longer.

In a related story, journalists have begun repeating themselves to make their stories seem longer.

In a related story, journalists have begun repeating themselves to make their stories seem longer.

In a related story, journalists have begun repeating themselves to make their stories seem longer.

In a related story, journalists have begun repeating themselves to make their stories seem longer.

In a related story, journalists have begun repeating themselves to make their stories seem longer.

In a related story, journalists have begun repeating themselves to make their stories seem longer.

In a related story, journalists have begun repeating themselves to make their stories seem longer.

That concludes this special news bulletin.