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Wait, This isn't my house
"Wait, this isn't my house," thought John as he stepped inside a house that wasn't his.
I still don't know whose house it was but that doesn't matter. He slowly backed out of the door where he preceded to enter the neighbor's house where he had the same revelation that "this isn't my house".
Now he continued to do this for roughly thirty-five miles until he finally reached his house. It actually wasn't a house (it was a villa) but he felt like it was. He sat down, grabbed some popcorn and a Coke and watched Wheel of Fortune.
He had an epiphany, "I should go on Wheel of Fortune". Now he had already tried to be a contestant on The Price is Right, Jeopardy!, Family Feud (he tried to make the case that he could do five different personalities), and Who Wants to be a Millionaire.