Illogic Book/Page 40

My Banana Is Bigger Than Your Banana

Flying Bob said, "I have a banana."

Floating Log said, "My banana is bigger than your banana."

Flying Bob said, "I have a name."

Floating Log said, "My name is bigger than your name."

So Flying Bob went to Flipping Cheese for help.

Flying Bob said to Flipping Cheese, "I have a problem."

Floating Log said to Flying Bob, "My problem is bigger than your problem."

So Flipping Cheese ignored Flying Bob.