Illogic Book/Page 45
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Blorg landed in a pile of cheese. Wait, no, not cheese, thought the author. Everyone uses cheese. So he changed it to cucumbers.
Then Blorg realized he was from France.
The author, who was having trouble coming up with something inventive to do, urinated all over his computer. That was dumb, said a lemony voice inside his head.
And then,