Illogic Poem Book/Page 15
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"The Longest Poem Ever to Grace Illogicopedia" by T3canolis
- Keys, letters; all in my mind
- The amazing verses I find
- Crazy antics come alive
- But these wacky things thrive
- Thrive; thrive, work so well
- If illogic is a sin; I'm going to hell
- The Devil's thinking, "Oh that's swell"
- But he's already got dibs on Mel
- I see my work and say, "Oh that's good"
- But will that last line be understood?
- I linked it up like you should
- Main namespace? Well I could
- Nope, promote this epic fail
- Bad ideas, put me in jail
- Just cover your ears as I cry and wail
- Please just tell me the bail
- One million? That's a load of shit
- I'll guess I'll pay it bit by bit
- Maybe I can get out, with my charm and wit
- Oh crap, the judge is having a fit
- 1 month; that's just great
- And O.J's my damn cell mate
- Someone kill me, I beg of you
- What's a scrawny writer to do?
- Over; done with; done my time
- Oh crap, what word should I rhyme?
- I'm sorry for the wasted hours I took
- With this gay-ass Illogic Poem Book
- But you think it is done; no sir
- When will it? I'm not sure
- Silent Penguin could finish it in a blur
- He's got more blocks than David McClure
- No that name wasn't a fluke
- He used to play basketball at Duke
- But really he wasn't that great
- I just remember him from College Hoops 2k8
- 11:23; should I go to bed?
- Nope. I'll jot down things in my head
- I remember dinner; that was nice bread
- I'm glad we didn't get biscuits instead
- No, I'm not lying that's what I ate
- Why do you not ask about what you hate?
- As Ryan would say, "C'mon, mate!"
- Believe me, that Italian bread was great
- Amazing, as you could say
- I could say scrumptious but that would be gay
- Sorry MMF, if I offended you in a way
- I just used it for this wordplay
- Speaking of words, that's what I write
- I could do this thing through the night
- Got no sleep, but it's alright
- Just drink some coffee and grab a bite
- But really, I hate coffee a lot
- Don't like it cold; don't like it hot
- It's just that bitterness that it's got
- "Drink some coffee!" no I will not
- Same thing with tea
- Cannot stand
- Ew. Good taste free
- Not even bland
- No, Testes, it's not cause it's British
- The only plus is it doesn't make you skittish
- Now you find a word that rhymes with that
- I dare you; don't be all lazy and fat
- What am I doing now? I won't regret
- I'm just kicking it like Leon Lett
- Yahoo special alert? I will not embrace
- Let it roll by like Buckner at first base
- Are you getting any of these references
- Want me to stop? What are your preferences?
- So don't search through vast multimedia
- Just type it in on Wikipedia
- They're both sports by the way
- So don't go searching all day
- And British sports are pretty gay
- "Go America" here me say
- So thanks for reading
- You're eyes will stop bleeding
- But you will end up with major burns
- I wasted five minutes; no returns