Illogicopedia Job Application

So, Mr. Dunnon, you want to get a job at Illogicopedia.??

Yes sir.

Ok, I'm just gonna ask you a couple of questions before you fill out the application.

Alright.

So, are you illogic? Just gonna start off with the obvious.

No.

Ummm... Alright... Do you have a good sense of humor?

I kill cats.

Haha... Good... ummm... Good joke... yeah... joke... So, why do you think you can work at Illogicopedia?

Nothing scares me.

Well, I guess that's a good quality to have... Why exactly did you come here?

To get a job.

Right, well can you tell me something that would make me hire you?

I kill cats.

Heh... you... you jokester... shit...

Are you a cat? I kill cats.

No, no sir... Well here's the paperwork. Good luck.

I don't have a pencil.

Oh that's quite alright I've got on right--

I said I don't have a pencil!

Sir, sir please sit down.

I kill cats! ARGH!!!

Shit! Why did I take this job?

I like your hair.

Umm... Thank you...

I go to bed now.

Sir, don't... Dammit... Don't droll... I'll have to pay for those chairs...

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