Illogiquote:Afroman
The following are to be sung to the song Cause I got high by Afroman'.
To make a quote, use a famous person doing something stupid, or failing to do something good followed with "but then I got high." Reaffirm the stupidity in the second line, again followed with "but then I got high." In the third line, state a consequence of that action, followed with "and I know why". The last line will be "'cause I got high" three times.
Here are some examples (add more good ones):
Jesus
I was gonna die on a cross for your sins, but then I got high.
I was gonna get you into heaven, but then I got high.
But now, you're not saved, and I know why,
'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high!
Dwight Eisenhower
I was gonna invade Normandy, but then I get high.
I was gonna set Europe free, but then I got high.
But now, Hitler rules the world, and I know why,
'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high!
Abraham Lincoln
I was gonna free the slaves, but then I got high.
I was gonna reunite the States, but then I got high.
But now you're pickin' cotton, and I know why,
'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high!
Barack Obama
I was gonna run for President, but then I got high.
I was gonna really make a change, but then I got high.
But now, McCain and Palin won, and I know why,
'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high!