Inspired by Fork.

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There is fork.
Four prongs. One two three fork.
It doesn't talk until you throw it. It doesnt make noise until it hits something.
Like a wall or a stick or twigs.
Clang. That's the noise. Throw.
Unless it hits a glass window or a glass something. Then its a conversation.
If you throw it by accident. SUCKS! SUCKS!
What's your IQ? You can ask it, but you ch
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Inhalation., monitor it so it won't SVREAM when you arent around (deliberate)
When you arent around (deliberation)
Scribble by throw cardboard paperclip at paper, paint throw cannon gun paint.
Massachusetts, proclaimed the Voyager mightily, scratching his forehead(s)?

Inspired by fork.

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