Invisible
Many of you out there might be stupid enough to think that this text is invisible. Well, you are right, unless you are reading it. Then it is not invisible. So it's either you just highlighted the text, or you are in the edit section. Fantastic.
Anyway, invisble is the state of monkies during sexual innuendo. A verb was a prefix, therefore the ham is safe. Now, what was I saying? Ah, yes. The Burgers. Burgers are not visible. Why? Because they are invisible.
Invisibility Cloak
So one day I found this cloak. It was cool. So I tok it home and threw it on my pet Alligator, and he dissapeared, so I was like "MOM! GET SOME PIZZA!" so she did and then I walked around and my alligator bit off my leg even though I couldn't see him so I was like "ouch".
Then I realized the cloak was cursed with invisibility so I threw it into a chamber ful of keys and never saw it agian. THE END!!!!!
But wait, there's more! This article is three times the length of two pennies, making it three times the size of a baby seal. Don't make me club you with a duck! •