Jack The Ripper
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I SAW HIM! OH DAMNN!
Jack The Ripper was a deeply misunderstood man who lived many years ago. His love of cheese drove him to look for it in the most unlikely places, as at this time there was a shortage of cows. After looking in bins, rivers and shoes, Jack wondered if cheese might be inside people. Determined to find something to eat with his crackers, Jack violently ripped open people and searched desperately inside them for his dairy reward. But alas, poor Jack could find no cheese.