“I'm getting old, so I'm going to tell jokes about Bush.”
- Jay Leno
I'm Jay Leno. You knew that didn't you?
No! That was funny!
Hey! That's Letterman here to steal my time slot!
How dare you accuse my Davey-Wavey of theft?!
Mom! What did you call me?
Who cares? Just get him before the killer snow rats come!