Jaywalking (and other offenses punishable by death)

Killing people resulted in no more than a couple hours of community service.

Rape was merely a fineable crime.

And terrorism? You kiddin' me? Terrorism's punishment was just a slap on the wrist.

Now crimes like jaywalking, speeding, and public urination? Those crimes are punishable by death.

That's right, death.

You see that guy? That guy is you. You're just a walking down the street mindin' your own, but you just so happen to slightly obstruct traffic, and guess what? BAM! You're getting the electric chair.

You might not understand this, but all world governments' redefined what major crimes are and they decided that due to frequency, the "big three" worst crimes were jaywalking, speeding, and public urination.

You like whizzing on that building? Sorry buddy, you're getting a lethal injection.

How about going five over the speed limit? Uh, no. Say hello to the gas chamber.

If you think this sounds ridiculous, you're probably right, BUT NO MATTER.

Rules are rules brah, and you've gotta follow them.

So go and murder, rape, and blow up as many people as you want, but if you even THINK about walking down the street to get there, or driving a bit too fast, or taking a pee in between murders you'll be in big trouble.

BIG TROUBLE.