Jebus

Many believe that the names 'Jesus' and 'Jebus' are interchangeable, one and the same, but that's just- are you fucking retarded?!

<ahem> If you will, take a moment to learn the horrifying truth. We begin our story 2,000 years ago...

The story of the conception of Jesus is a well known one: Gabriel (God's messenger) tells Mary of her chosen status, she becomes pregnant from God's seed, yadda yadda...

What many don't know, however, is that while Mary remained a virgin until God had 'done his thang' (King James Translation), a few days later Gabriel gave Joseph the go-ahead and he shtupped the hell out of her. The details are unclear, but it seems as if his seed and God's, er, residue???, were fused, creating an unholy cocktail that would form a... child-like thing.the deformed creature/shemale was going to be Jesus but he couldint say his name right and then so jis name was jebus who grew up to tell the story the awasome story named 'help miget love'(look it up)

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