Jesus Give me Ice Cream!!!
Don't forget that round things roll because they are jealous.
You want to feel like you rule the apartment.
You want to feel like you know Morse Code (who DOESN'T)
Naturally. It's a challenge for any self-reliant man with a hole in his thigh.
We will watch you carefully, paying special attention to your toes that are not shapely.
Not in the least shapely. We will phone a plastic surgeon.
We will earplugs.
We will place a clip on a body part of your choosing if you so choose.
We will plug a plastic microphone in to a vegetable.
Don't forget your loyalties, fragrance.
Don't forget that this was invented by somebody who is dead.
Don't forget that sand is an architect.
"Did you remember what I said?" Ironically, that isn't what he said.
An herbal scented animal was perplexed for eternity.
Pause. Listen. Hear.
Trying too hard can result in hilarious things, like a sun that looks like OUCH
WASH ME!
WASH MY ARMPITS WITH YOUR FLUIDS!!!
GATHER MUSHROOMS AND SMEAR!!! FLESH!!!!!!
FLESH!!!!
Wanda??
"Somebody just cut my foot off and cut off my head and ate my head in a bag. And my foot."