Joe Bloggs
Joe Bloggs is perhaps best known for his role in 'Regular, Ordinary Genericicity', a sitcom which exists only in his mind but plays constantly without commercials. In recent times, however, financial difficulties have led to extended discussions with companies such as 'White-O-Clean', the cleaner and meaner alternative to washing powder flakes, and 'Chococrap' (again, both exist only in Bloggs' mind). It is unclear how far negotiations have progressed since hard evidence is hard to come by: Bloggs is largely illiterate.
Bloggs is also known somewhat for his discovery of the blog, a relatively new concept which fuses old-style writing stuff down and hi-tech typing stuff up on computers. It isn't quite clear why he dropped the second (or perhaps the first? It has never been proven one way or t'other) G in the naming of said discovery, though many speculate[citration needed] it is simply a typo. Which is curious, since Bloggs submitted his official naming documentation in writing.
Once again, the above exists only in Joe Bloggs' mind.