John

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John is the random little man bizarre supernatural being that is behind everything in this world.

Personality of John

  • John likes eating cheese.
  • John likes eating you.
  • John is a person.
  • And so are you. OH NO THE RHYME POLICE! HELP! GET THAT GUN AWAY FROM ME! Why is everything so dark?...

John's Meals

See also