John Lennon

John Lennon (1564-1616) was a German-American poet, playwright, experimental musician, wizard, and dictator. He is best known for being a member of the phenomenally popular and critically acclaimed insect rock group The Beatles. Lennon wrote all their songs. All of them. Even if it says it's by McCartney or Harrison or (gog forbid) STARR, it's really by Lennon. AND WHEN HE DIED OF A MASSIVE APATHY OVERDOSE AT THE TENDER AGE OF 64, THE WORLD HAD A FLOOR CONNIPTION OF SADNESS INCLUDING SINGING