Jumper

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My mate had this great jumper. It's rather big. Big enough to fit two people in. You could wrap it around you and make a little gap in between the material so that you can spy on people. And this is how I would like to spend my day. I mean, who wouldn't? It's entertainment in a cup! Or rather, in a jumper!!

Unfortunately, for my mate, the jumper left home to pursue a career in athletics. It's well suited for it, but my mate isn't anymore. He has no jumper. He watches his jumper on the telly, being friends with all the competitors. And this is how I don't want to spend my day.

So remember. If you buy a jumper, don't expect to be warm. Expect to be jumperless. Unless you have another spare jumper, but there's a chance that will leave too.