Justin Bieber
Justynian Bieberschnitzel II is a musician, philosopher and pioneer for fashionable androgyny. His musical style is similar to that of Merzbow, his philosophical teachings leaning more towards the work of John Cleese and his fashionable androgyny is clearly influenced by the work of Lady Gaga.
Musical career
Recovered from the deepest, darkest corners of YouTube by some musical-type person, this mismatched soul went on to sell literally several albums. Not his albums, mind, someone else's albums. His own albums are sold by someone else.
Intellect
Justin Bieber's intellect is often questioned. He doesn't know what "German" means, nor does he understand the concept of rotating glass doors. Hmm. This leads one to question the true nature of Justin Bieber.
Philosophical writings
Justin Bieber has produced many philosophical writings, all of which are available as a ringtone. His works are too many to name in a stub-like article such as this one. Why, doing so would be silly and nothing more! I detest the very idea! Hmmph!
Fashionable androgyny
As would doing so here. I can, however, tell you that Justin Bieber invented fashionable androgyny, like, way before it was cool.
Roast beef
Sometimes Justin is seen eating. I wonder if he eats roast beef..... Wanna play duck, duck, goose? You're IT! Cervix. pt:Justin Bieber